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Easter egg yoga

Yoga

Muscles

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Bowling ball head.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

King Pin

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Any other strengths?"

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.