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"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Jogging Bottoms

Keep Fit.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!