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'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

'And now we will do the seated straddle forward bend. Advanced students will actually touch the floor with their bellybutton...Done!'

Cats invented yoga

When your trainer said stretching is a key component of your new fitness program, she wasn't talking about your stomach!

Yeah, well, you're going to be really sore tomorrow if you don't stretch first.

"Take it easy on the stretching exercises."

"Reach for the sky! No, wait, uh....reach for the ground!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Exercise Class

"We're exclusively delts."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."