Stress Release Seeker Mugs

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Work Parfait

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Mind-Fullness

Under pressure.

Cat in a flap

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'