Stress Relief Hunters Mugs

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

Counting ribs

'Ahhh...'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I feel your pain."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Nervous Oral Testing

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."