Kickball Aficionado Gifts

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

God passing the time.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Martial Arts

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Jimmy Anderson

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Let's do it.'

Two people paintballing

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

High Kick

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Skateboard English

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'