Kickboxing Fan Gifts

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Martial Arts

Overjumpers

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Missing You.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy