Kickboxing Fan Mugs

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Martial Arts

Overjumpers

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Missing You.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

S.P.F. 1,000

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

EU

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'