Kickboxer Mugs

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Raging Bull on Ice

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Martial Arts

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.