Kickboxing Enthusiast Mugs

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"He's off to work and I'm off to kickboxing class."

"Watch out! She's practicing her kickboxing!"

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Fighting Covid

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'