Kickboxer Pillows

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Raging Bull on Ice

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Martial Arts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'