Kick Boxing Pillows

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Champions league'

Early Exercise Machines

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

EU

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'