Kick Boxing Prints

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Early Exercise Machines

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Champions league'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

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Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'