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Thai boxing for beginners.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Martial Arts

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Please, feel free to disagree."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."