Kickboxing Champ Gifts

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Martial Arts

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Workout Calendar

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

Thai boxing for beginners.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

"My computer beat me at chess..."

A boxer with a foam hand

The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Fighting Covid

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

"Well, that explains it. I didn't think it was music."

"I missed a penalty wearing these."

"Sounds like my daughter's back from her karate lesson."

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'