Kickboxing Lover Gifts

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'You may now kick the bride.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'