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'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'You may now kick the bride.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'