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"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'He's maturing early.'

Old Karate Master

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Martial Arts

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Previously on..."

John Cleese

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'Isn't your father that very tall boxer?'

Workout Calendar

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

Thai boxing for beginners.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

Knockout!

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

"Why don't you become a boxer? Haha, just kidding!"

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

Predatory Loan Corp.

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

Fighting Covid