Wrecking Ball Wrangler Mugs

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

If your question concerns your golf ball, the answer is yes, I know where it is.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Demolition Crew

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"It's just a phase."

'Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.'

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."

'This will finish it, boss!'