Leash Wrangler Pillows

'Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?'

The Dog

"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

The Stubborn Dog

'No Tarquin! No!'

Stew considers getting a shorter leash for Spot.

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"Try switching hands when you walk the dog!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Fishing sign.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

A child and his dog

'Did you want me, boss?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Parental Training Course

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."