Light Untangler Gifts

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Santa Claus gets tangled in Christmas lights

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

Christmas Tree Lights

UN agreements.

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"My specialty is tangled webs."

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

Fish Exit.

Victorian Office

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

Maliki unplugged and powerless.

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

People walking their dogs

"My chiropractor is great. Honestly, he got all the knots out."