Trouble Untangler Gifts

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'He needs professional HELP!'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

Christmas Tree Lights

UN agreements.

"This program really isn't user friendly."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

"My specialty is tangled webs."

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

Fish Exit.

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Can you imagine what it would have been like if I hadn't faked headaches?"

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

Teenage tantrum shelter.

A Disgorger

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'