Tangle Troubleshooters Gifts

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"I think I found the phone."

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

'You have got a computer worm!'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Great, now this phone is dead too! Does anybody here have a phone that works?!'

'Hello? Is this Tech Support? I think my tablets might be broken. . .'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #1

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."