Tangle Taming Expert Gifts

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

That's my daughter, Alayna

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

Christmas Tree Lights

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Self-walking dog

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

Gardener laying turf.

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

"Ma! Harvey's using up natural resources again."

Hellooo in there!

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

"You spoil that dog!"

'Looks like the cat's been playing with the telephone cord again.'

Friends trying to have lunch with disruptive baby

Lemming Rush Hour.

Controlling the hose