Tech Troubleshooters Gifts

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"If you want to know what you can do with your recorded message, press 1 now..."

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

'I'm referring you to tech assistance to help figure out your insurance options.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'Hello? Is this Tech Support? I think my tablets might be broken. . .'

Sexuallt transmitted disease clinic - "My computer has DVD"

'In Case of IT Emergency Break Glass.'

"I can't find anything wrong with the picture. I'm referring you to an optometrist!"

'You have got a computer worm!'

"Hold on...I seem to be breaking up."

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

Chose the wrong phone company.

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Sorry, I'm unable to help you...our computers have been down for days, but I can read to you from our glossy advertising brochure and tell you all about our outstanding, competent and fast service!

"This CD explains how to use this CD that explains how to read the directions on how to use our TV."

"First my computer locked up, and now my car. Well, I know what's wrong with my car. I locked my car keys in it."

Aw c'mon, still no reception!

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

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'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

'I can't get my computer to work.'

'When he freezes like that, stick this straightened paper clip in his ear and hit the reset button.'

Laptop Dancing

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"Maybe it's just playing dead."