Tech-savvy Troubleshooters Gifts

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Camera not working."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"I think I found the phone."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

Till malfunction

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

'Try rebooting.'

Wringing the Monitor

Tech-Support

The Importance of Data Backup.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'You have got a computer worm!'