Tech-savvy Troubleshooters Pillows

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"Camera not working."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"I think I found the phone."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

Till malfunction

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

'Try rebooting.'

Tech-Support

Wringing the Monitor

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

The Importance of Data Backup.

'You have got a computer worm!'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."