Theme Untangler Gifts

"I never connect with universal themes."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

Christmas Tree Lights

'What are you in for?'

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"My specialty is tangled webs."

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

"Welcome to hell!"

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

Fish Exit.

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

"I'll bet you have some stories."

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

Darwin goes fishing