Panic Untangler Gifts

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Moving in

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Panic Button

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

Christmas Tree Lights

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

"My specialty is tangled webs."

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

'Financial advice. Don't panic.'

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

Fish Exit.

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'