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"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

Moving in

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Panic Button

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

Christmas Tree Lights

Horses are nervous animals. . .

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"My specialty is tangled webs."

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

'Financial advice. Don't panic.'

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

Fish Exit.

"I think you just discovered a great visual metaphor for panic!"

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'