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He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

The Baby Walker

Work/Life Balance

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

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"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

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"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

The First Day Back

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Babies

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Children.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'Can you make this one disappear?'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'