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"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

But is it practical? In theory, yes.

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'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Man in Analysis

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

Christmas Tree Lights

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'You've got a time machine! Just go to the future when scientists figured out how to travel to another solar system, then come back with the solution and win half a million bucks.'

UN agreements.

Blackhole Research.

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"My specialty is tangled webs."

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

'So what we thought was dark matter is really dark energy.'