Plot Untangler T-Shirts

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

Fisherman catches swimmer.

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

Christmas Tree Lights

UN agreements.

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

"My specialty is tangled webs."

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

Once he caught his limit, Harry couldn't imagine how his day off work could possibly have got any better.

Fish Exit.

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

Hook remover.'Hold still this won't take long.'