Life Untangler Mugs

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

The Baby Walker

Work/Life Balance

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

The First Day Back

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

Babies

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Children.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'Can you make this one disappear?'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'