Net Untangler Mugs

Fish Exit.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

Christmas Tree Lights

UN agreements.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"My specialty is tangled webs."

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Goalie.

Heartless Taxation Department

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

Victorian Office

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

"We can certainly put that nasy fire out, just fill in this paperwork."

Committee Room Directions