Theme Untangler Mugs

"I never connect with universal themes."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

Christmas Tree Lights

'What are you in for?'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"My specialty is tangled webs."

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

"Welcome to hell!"

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

Fish Exit.

"I'll bet you have some stories."

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

Darwin goes fishing

People walking their dogs