Web Untangler Gifts

"My specialty is tangled webs."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

Christmas Tree Lights

"...and this is our Agile project!"

UN agreements.

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

'It's tough to swallow!'

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

Fish Exit.

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

'Good thing she's in my best pasture....'

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

People walking their dogs

"My chiropractor is great. Honestly, he got all the knots out."

'He's a really active dog.'