Light Untanglers Gifts

Christmas Tree Lights

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Babies

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'You've got a time machine! Just go to the future when scientists figured out how to travel to another solar system, then come back with the solution and win half a million bucks.'

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

UN agreements.

Blackhole Research.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"My specialty is tangled webs."

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

"It must be his beeper."

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

'So what we thought was dark matter is really dark energy.'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"

Fish Exit.

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.