Trouble Untangler Prints

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

Christmas Tree Lights

UN agreements.

"This program really isn't user friendly."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

"My specialty is tangled webs."

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

Fish Exit.

"Can you imagine what it would have been like if I hadn't faked headaches?"

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

A Disgorger

People walking their dogs