Leash Leader Pillows

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Don't even think about it."

'Yes, I got it all.'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'Stay! Roll over! Heel! I wish they'd expand the curriculum!'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

'My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Humans are strange."

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"My human can't tell which end is which."