Leash Navigator Pillows

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

The Fast Lane.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Don't even think about it."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"Oh shut up."

Cars.

Road Construction.