Leash Navigator Gifts

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Don't even think about it."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

"Oh shut up."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

Cars.

Road Construction.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"