Leash-free Leader Pillows

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

A child and his dog

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

Hang Time Fido