Leash-free Leader Gifts

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

A child and his dog

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'