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'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

Dog with Anchor Lead

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

'So we meet again...'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'