Lawbreaker T-Shirts

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

No early morning tea past this landing

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

No juggling allowed.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Lab safety Rule No. 1