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'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

No Parking in Firelane.

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

Boy caught by a policeman

Kissing ban.

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

"They tell us to walk when we're kids and want to run, but to run when you're old and want to walk!"

Bored With Corona

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

Man stealing a speed camera.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

'Adam's okay, but Eve is way out of compliance on the apple thing.'

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

'Hey you over there! Carrying weapons is not allowed!'

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

A prisoner is painting different stages of his escape plan from his cell.

'I knew it was easy, but I didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to take candy from a baby.'

"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."

"When I saw you tearing down here, I thought 50 minimum."

'There's nothing against it in the rules.'

"Shouldn't you be in Youth Detention Centre?"