Lawbreaker In Spirit Mugs

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'Sir, are you regurgitating food from outside the theater?'

Kissing ban.

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

Boy caught by a policeman

No Parking in Firelane.

It's not what you think. I got caught because I left a paper trail.

Bored With Corona

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

Man stealing a speed camera.

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

"They tell us to walk when we're kids and want to run, but to run when you're old and want to walk!"

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

'Hey you over there! Carrying weapons is not allowed!'

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

'Adam's okay, but Eve is way out of compliance on the apple thing.'

A prisoner is painting different stages of his escape plan from his cell.

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

'I knew it was easy, but I didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to take candy from a baby.'

"When I saw you tearing down here, I thought 50 minimum."

"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."

"We have reason to believe that whatever you did in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas and you're hiding it in your car. Please step out of the vehicle."

'There's nothing against it in the rules.'