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"You stand accused of several million counts of trespass...'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

No Parking in Firelane.

Boy caught by a policeman

'According to this, they're suing you for illegal entry and the theft of one mince pie and a glass of sherry.'

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

Man stealing a speed camera.

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

"My client seeks damages incurred as a direct result of your interpretation of what constitutes naughty or nice."

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

'Evidence will clearly show that Grandma was run over by a reindeer coming home from the plaintiff's home on Christmas Eve.'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

'Hey you over there! Carrying weapons is not allowed!'

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

"We have reason to believe that whatever you did in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas and you're hiding it in your car. Please step out of the vehicle."

'My client wishes to seek compensation for the emotional distress of being given a game in which he found it impossible to progress beyond level 4.'

"When I saw you tearing down here, I thought 50 minimum."

The day a lost immigration official stopped and asked for directions.

"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."

Speed limit 55, Alcohol Limit .08

"Shouldn't you be in Youth Detention Centre?"

Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.

Stop looking guilty! You haven't done anything! Just act normal!