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'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

No Parking in Firelane.

Boy caught by a policeman

Unauthorised Personnel

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

No Loitering.

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

'Hey you over there! Carrying weapons is not allowed!'

"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."

"We have reason to believe that whatever you did in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas and you're hiding it in your car. Please step out of the vehicle."

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

"They're a bit blurred sir, but you were doing 110mph."

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

NOTICE: Rapid, downward movements prohibited by law.

"Shouldn't you be in Youth Detention Centre?"

Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.